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Good day. Surprised to see you hear in such an establishment. Ah, don’t recall me? We met last year but under the circumstances at the time, I’m not surprised. I’m Inspector Inquisitive. I am in the business of investigating information and strange occurrences.

Oh, yes. I’m on an assignment now. The royal house of Unsuredom contacted me last week to look into the history and any unseemly past for something called a coconut. It seems…